I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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