I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He did a backflip because drugs
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