Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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