i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
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i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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