There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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