maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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