you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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