i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
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something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
you told grandpa to call you daddy
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
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I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!