just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
just found the deal breaker
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"