He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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