She's JV to your varsity
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.