Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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