You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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