Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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