The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.