# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period