You don't have asthma, your pregnant
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.