great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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