Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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