Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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