Your tits are I can't wait for
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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