how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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