Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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