rhymes with "ouble enetration"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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