when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
