I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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