you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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