Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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