its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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