She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I intend to get homeless drunk
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Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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