That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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