You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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