You work out of a Hotel?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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