Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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