I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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