I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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