Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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