you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
