I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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