I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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