Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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