I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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