wat bout pragnant strippers??
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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