Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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