I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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