You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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