Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
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I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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