She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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