maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just want nice things and good sex
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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