Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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