I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you inspire me to be a worse person
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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