In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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