Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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