Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
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I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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