8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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