Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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