alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
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